A small birthday song for FDJ (with apologies to whoever wrote “The Animals Went in Two by Two”)

The kittens they came in two by two
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in two by two
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in two by two
Their tails so floofy, their eyes so blue
And they all came into the ark, for to get out of the rain

The kittens they came in three by three
Hurrah, hurrah,
The kittens they came in three by three
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in three by three
And Daddy John said “you’ll be safe with me”
So they all came into the ark, for to get out of the rain

The kittens they came in four by four
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in four by four
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in four by four
They marched right in and they closed the door
And they all came into the ark, for the get out of the rain

The kittens they came in five by five
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in five by five
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in five by five
So happy and lucky to be alive
Cos they all came into the ark, for to get out of the rain

The kittens they came in six by six
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in six by six
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in six by six
With zoomies, pounces and bunny kicks
And they all came into the ark, for to get out of the rain

The kittens they came in seven by seven
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in seven by seven
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in seven by seven
Peeing in Chickenfish feels like heaven
They all came into the ark, for the get out of the rain

The kittens they came in eight by eight
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in eight by eight
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in eight by eight
Nomming their way to their target weight
And they all came into the ark, for to get out of the rain

The kittens they came in nine by nine
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in nine by nine
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in nine by nine
All looking their best for adoption time
Cos they all came into the ark, for to get out of the rain

The kittens they came in ten by ten
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in ten by ten
Hurrah, hurrah
The kittens they came in ten by ten
And so the cycle begins again
And they all come into the ark for to get out of the rain

The kittens they come and come some more
Hurrah, hurrah
An endless queue outside the door
Hurrah, hurrah
The hungry, lonely, the lost and stray
Not one of them will be turned away
So they’ll all come into the ark, for to get out of the rain

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